What's in a classroom?

A common question I get asked is, "how many students do you have this year?" It's always a loaded question. Here's the answer I wish I could give:

I have 28 bodies in the classroom. However, 4 of them are classified as resource, which means that they are equivalent to 8 students because of the extra time they require. Half of my students are below 5th grade reading level, which means that although my textbooks are written at grade level, half of my students can't read and understand them. Add a few more to the count. I have 5 students in counseling for behavior/gang prevention. Add at least 8 more to the class. Then, add on the students that are still trying to figure out how to raise their hand, show kindness to others and work hard. So, although my class has 28 bodies, some days it feels like 40-45 kids.

Recently, the "esteemed" Jeb Bush, (former?) governor of Florida came and spoke to Utah legislatures/anyone who would listen to him. I don't know really why he came, but in the process of sharing his thoughts he told those listening that we should be cramming in as many kids into a classroom as possible (there are some 6th grade classes in our district with 36 students!). This is all because if you have a quality educator instructing the class, it doesn't matter how many are in the room. (I'm paraphrasing, of course). Glad he's so revered.

However, after all is said and done, they are some great kids. They are trying so hard to learn what to do and they are working hard (for the most part!).